Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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