At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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