Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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