i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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