She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We are two peas in an std pod
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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