You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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