I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The adults are the big ones right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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