Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
