Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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