hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Couch. On fire.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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