Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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