Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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