You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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