I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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