tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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