you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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