i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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