Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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