Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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