their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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