is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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