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The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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