my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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