I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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