I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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