Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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