can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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