Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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