Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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