best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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