I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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