it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
either way he was missing a nipple.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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