yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My dick has a subreddit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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