Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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