white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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