at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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