i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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