You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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