Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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