After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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