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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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