I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
