I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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