we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
