Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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