i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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