it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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