Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
