So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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