This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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