Nicole vs. Life
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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