I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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