im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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